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This message was sent exclusively
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We
have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the
inconvenience
Q:What is the difference between
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy
Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv
ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!
I saw sumthing in da
shop
I saw sumthing in da
shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION
Those
innocent eyes...
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect
walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r
u?
You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy
You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit
Kind & Generous. In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!
Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i
Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my
heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have
the wrong number
Dream makes al things possible,
Dream makes al things
possible,
Hope makes al things work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile
makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
Star + Moon =
romanticNight Bird +
Star + Moon =
romanticNight Bird + Sky = Luvly Day Forest + Animal = Refreshing U + Ur
Smile =
BHAAGO BHUT AAYA
Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane..
Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane...
Husn Bana to Deewane bane...
Kuch to baat hai aapme, Yu hi nahi Pagal khane bane... ha ha ha!
the police are looking for a suspect
the police are looking for a suspect who is smart,sexy,witty&very good
looking...so where are u gonna hide me?
The United Nations has assigned 1000
The United Nations has
assigned 1000 soldiers to look for Osamma Bin Laden in the caves but only
999 are ready to leave.The other one is busy reading this sms...By
Vinz
No matter how high the sky is,
No matter how high the sky
is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU....
They're none of YOUR BUSINESS!!By Uzaal
Sometimes my mind asks..
Sometimes my mind asks..
Why I miss you?
Why I care for you?
Why I remember You?..
Then my Heart answered it's simple...
BEACUSE FOOL NEEDS MORE CARE!!By Uzaal
U
picked me up,U took me home,
U picked me up,U took me
home,U put ur hands around my waist,U took off my top,then U put ur lips om
mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.By Uzaal
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