EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

dis student was writing a grade 11 biology exam and there came a question that requires a student to draw a virgina, and dis gal couldnt remember the drawing of something she had.. so she decides to look under her panty and the lecturer said, mam are u cheating and she said no i am looking at my virgina and compering it to the drawing i drew

Arj kiya hai-Koi cheez Bewafai se badkar kya hogi,Gam-e-imtihan judai se badkar kya hogi,Kisi ko deni ho Jawani me saza
To wo kambakht PADHAI se badkar Kya hogi