Some Basic Rules 1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye-(KHABAR) 2.Usky Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumny Chahiye -(HAATH) 3.UskY Bare Aaram Se DabanY Chahiye – (PAIR) 4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se B Karni Chahiye- (TAREEF) 5.Usky Samne Aate Hi Apna Nikal Kr Usky Hath Me Pakra Dena Chahiye- (PURSE)
Ladki rikshawala se: kyo bhai jaega? rikshawala: bilkul jaye ga madam tabhi to khada kiya hai. Ladki:to fir ghuma k peeche se le lo. :-akhtar
DIL CHAHTA HAI K KHARA KAR K TERAY HAATH MAIN PAKRA DUN ? ? ? ? OR AP HILA HILA K BOLO, , , , , , , ES PARCHAM K SAYE TALAY HUM 1 HAIN……….
jaly huwy TOST aur PREGNANT Girlfriend ko dekh kar ek hi khayal aata hay!!!!! Kash 2 second pehly nikal liya hota!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Karay jao Karay jao Karay jao . . . . baysharmon ki tarah SMS receive kare jao Kabhi reply na kerna…!!
Aap ka dil hamaray paas hai, Hamaara dil, Hamaara dil, Hamaara dil, . . Hamaara dil bhi hamare pas hai:p
kuch log sari raat karte hain kuch log bar baar kertay hain kuch din main kai baar kertay hain kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain . . . . . . Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge :p
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