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Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai

Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai?? ? ? ? ? socho?? ? ? nai pata? ??? ? ? uff kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai  

Q her bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho

Q her bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Her naye din hamara dil dukhate ho, Yeh bat sunkar hamari roh tak kanp gaye, K tum ab bartan dhone wale sabun se nahate ho

It’s the thing that satisfies

It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

Allah Aap ko brown

Allah Aap ko brown balo wali neeli aankhon wali Gulabi honton wali, Patli kamar wali, Khoobsurat seengoon wali . . gayee(cow) atta karay qurbani k liye Ameen  

Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai

Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai… . . . . . . . . . HAAN…! . . . . . Aye pyaray watan (Pakistan) Hamain Tumse Pyar Hai….

Aankhon Me Sharafat

Aankhon Me Sharafat, Chaal Me Nazakat, Dil Me Sachai, Cheray Par Safai, Isi Liye Tou . . . . . Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai “BHAI”  

1 girl ask 2 pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar […]

Who‘s dear & near friend

Who‘s hot… Its U, Who‘s Charming… Its U, Who‘s Sweetest.. Its U, Who‘s Intelligent… Its U, Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U Who‘s a liar.. Its me