Lovely smsA selection of lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts. To send to close friends & loved ones. Send good morning loves sms, love sms jokes, love poems sms, hate u sms to your soul mates.

Hindi Class Mein Master Ki Zip Khuli dekh ladkiyan zor se hasnelagi. Master ji bole”Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga”.

Be-zabano ko jub wo zaban deta hay,Parhne ko phir wo QURAN deta hay, Bakshne pay aata hay jub ummat k gunahon ko,Tohfay mein gunahgaron ko RAMAZAN deta hai

Rangeen ho tom rangon se bhi zeada, Smaart ho tom sab dosto mne zeada, Agar Ayse tom sochty ho to, STUPID ho tom had se zeada

EK DIN AAP DIL HAMARA TOR DENGE,WAQT ANE PE SAATH HAMARA CHOR DENDE,LEKIN JIS DIN AAPKO LENE AYENGE MAUT,APSE PAHELE ZINDEGI HUM CHOR DENGE.

Be Chain is qadar qais tha ke soyana raat bhar palkoun se likh raha tha laila ka naam chand per.

hum nai rukha chambaili ka phool un kai sir per to woh puri terhan lachak ghaee jub kholi us ke zulf-e-daraz tu puri dunya phansi per latak gaee (riz from saudia 0558295427)

Udas na ho a dil tu to piyar k leye banaya giya hy woh to hum he nadan teh jo tujhe bewafa se laga behteh From R.M03005318163

2 dost ek hotel mein jakar 2 plate bull ka meat magaya. Ishimain ek ne kaha are yar bull ne toh kitne buffaloes fuck kiya hoga or uss ko toh aids bhi hoga dusra ne kaha:daro mat dost mere pas condom hai, ye jib me lagao aur khao aids nahi lagega ha ha ha