Abhi to sirf plot kharida hay
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is dard k bad koi dard nhi lagta.k shiddat-e-dard ki inteha hoti hy mohabbat.nahin uthti wo ankhaen phir kisi pe.k jin ankhon me fana hoti hy mohabbat. Umar bhar jis ka azala na kar pae.bas ek aesi hi khata hoti hy mohabbat.jo mil jae to bas phir kiya kehna.warna ek musalsal saza hoti hy mohabbat.log mujh se har bar ye hi pochte hen vm ny us me dekha kia.mein har bar ye hi kehta hon be waja hoti hy mohabbat
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1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
“Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey”
Pehli makhi boli:
“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai”
is dard k bad koi dard nhi lagta.k shiddat-e-dard ki inteha hoti hy mohabbat.nahin uthti wo ankhaen phir kisi pe.k jin ankhon me fana hoti hy mohabbat. Umar bhar jis ka azala na kar pae.bas ek aesi hi khata hoti hy mohabbat.jo mil jae to bas phir kiya kehna.warna ek musalsal saza hoti hy mohabbat.log mujh se har bar ye hi pochte hen vm ny us me dekha kia.mein har bar ye hi kehta hon be waja hoti hy mohabbat
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