masti
sardar and his wife in bus :
vife : vekho ji pichy wala meri bra vich hath panda aaa…….
sardar : koi gal ni us bewaqoof nu ki pata ke batuwa te mere kol a ……….
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this is ameging sms lovely
Teri khushi se nai Gham se b rishta hai MERA
Tu zindagi ka 1 eham hisa hai MERA
Ye Pyar tjhse srf lfzo ka nai
Teri Roh se Roh tk ka rishta hai mera…
Life ho to aisee,Monday ko dosti,Tuesday ko pyaar,Wednesday ko shadi,Thursday ko baarat, Friday ko fighting,saturday ko Talak,Sunday ko restrehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab hum sath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega
Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston ke liye haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai to kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari
Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston ke liye haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai to kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Ek bar ek kamjus k ghar pe aag lag gayi, aur wo apni ghar ko nahi bacha saka!
Puchho kyun?
Kyun ki sari raat kamjus ne fire brigade walo ko miss call marta raha’
(to ap aise galti mat karna)
Ek boond se kabhi sagar nahi Banta,
Rone se bigda mukaddar nahi Banta,
Dil me duniya jeetne ka hosala rakho,
Kyoki ek jeet se koi sikandar nahi Banta.
raat ko
ye ho nahi sakta ,
mujhe teri yaad na aaye
bhul k bhi tumhe bhulao wo kabhi ehesas na aaye
tum mujhe bhula do tu tum pe koi aanch na aaye
mai tum bhul jao tu khuda kare mujhe agli saans na aaye
student ne hwa me coin uchala.
Head aya to sona hai,
Tail aya to film dehni hai,
Kda raha to music sunuga,
Aur agar hwa me raha ti MA KSAM paduga
hi bhawna apna khayal rakhna
Ek bar ek kamjus k ghar pe aag lag gayi, aur wo apni ghar ko nahi bacha saka!
Puchho kyun?
Kyun ki sari raat kamjus ne fire brigade walo ko miss call marta raha’
(to ap aise galti mat karna)
Sitaro ki bhid se churaya hai apko, Dil se apna Dost banaya hai apko, is Dil ko kabhi tutne na dena, kyuki isi Dil k kone me chupaya hai apko. shree balaji ki krapa mangal sing
ki kariya loka, har gall nu lok jhmela kehnda ne,
je sms na kariya ta kanjoos……….
je kariya ta vehla khnde ne…………….
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Ek bar ek kamjus k ghar pe aag lag gayi, aur wo apni ghar ko nahi bacha saka!
Puchho kyun?
Kyun ki sari raat kamjus ne fire brigade walo ko miss call marta raha’
(to ap aise galti mat karna)
Ek boond se kabhi sagar nahi Banta,
Rone se bigda mukaddar nahi Banta,
Dil me duniya jeetne ka hosala rakho,
Kyoki ek jeet se koi sikandar nahi Banta.
stop making fun of sardars.
katl karna hai to ankho se kar talvaar mai kya rakhha hai,
mahbbat karni hai to “Kafeel”se kar oro mai kya rakhha hai
Ek boond se kabhi sagar nahi Banta,
Rone se bigda mukaddar nahi Banta,
Dil me duniya jeetne ka hosala rakho,
Kyoki ek jeet se koi sikandar nahi Banta.
Dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jaata,
Dil me lagi aag ko bujhaya nahi jaata,
Kitni bhi duri ho Dosti me,
Aap jaise Dost ko bhulaya nahi jaata.
Ek boond se kabhi sagar nahi Banta,
Rone se bigda mukaddar nahi Banta,
Dil me duniya jeetne ka hosala rakho,
Kyoki ek jeet se koi sikandar nahi Banta
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
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har kadam pai imtihan lati hai zindagi
naye sadme dati hai zindagi
zindagi sha sikva kare bhi to kaise!
pyar ka thofa bhi to dati hai zindagi
har kadam pai imtihan lati hai zindagi
naye sadme dati hai zindagi
zindagi sha sikva kare bhi to kaise!
pyar ka thofa bhi to dati hai zindagi.
har kadam pai imtihan lati hai zindagi
naye sadme dati hai zindagi
zindagi sha sikva kare bhi to kaise!
pyar ka thofa bhi to dati hai zindagi
koi pochti hai mujhe say meri zindagi ki qeemat mujhhy yaad Aa jate hai tera halka sa muskurana….?
do dilon k beech ye duri na hoti aghr meri dost zamane ki majburi na hoti tumse milne ki tamana hai par har pal kisi ki tamana puari nahi hotiiiiiiii…..
Wo Wo Hoteay Jo Samundar Uneay Kah Jatha Hay.
Lekin..
Hum Wo Hay Jo Samundar Ko Pi Jatheay Heay.Janiii
Jack SparroW
Wo Wo Hoteay Jo Samundar Uneay Kah Jatha Hay.
Lekin..
Hum Wo Hay Jo Samundar Ko Pi Jatheay Heay……….Janiii
Jack SparroW
Ap ko MISS karna meri
HÖBBY
Ap ka KHYAL rakhna meri
JÖB
Ap ko KHUSH rakhna mera
DREAM
Ap k liye DUA karna meri
DUTY
&
Ap ko TANG karna MERA PYAR..!!!
like me
Teri khushi se nai Gham se b rishta hai MERA
Tu zindagi ka 1 eham hisa hai MERA
Ye Pyar tjhse srf lfzo ka nai
Teri Roh se Roh tk ka rishta hai mera…
Ek boond se kabhi sagar nahi Banta,
Rone se bigda mukaddar nahi Banta,
Dil me duniya jeetne ka hosala rakho,
Kyoki ek jeet se koi sikandar nahi Banta.
no love only for i
all girls bewfa
Ek boond se kabhi sagar nahi Banta,
Rone se bigda mukaddar nahi Banta,
Dil me duniya jeetne ka hosala rakho,
Kyoki ek jeet se koi sikandar nahi Banta
9828042434
har kadam pai imtihan lati hai zindagi
naye sadme dati hai zindagi
zindagi sha sikva kare bhi to kaise!
pyar ka thofa bhi to dati hai zindagi.
9828042434
Ek boond se kabhi sagar nahi Banta,
Rone se bigda mukaddar nahi Banta,
Dil me duniya jeetne ka hosala rakho,
Kyoki ek jeet se koi sikandar nahi Banta.
9828042434
Ek boond se kabhi sagar nahi Banta,
Rone se bigda mukaddar nahi Banta,
Dil me duniya jeetne ka hosala rakho,
Kyoki ek jeet se koi sikandar nahi Banta.
chutkala sardar da sun k apney te na has
Ap ko MISS karna meri
HÖBBY
Ap ka KHYAL rakhna meri
JÖB
Ap ko KHUSH rakhna mera
DREAM
Ap k liye DUA karna meri
DUTY
&
Ap ko TANG karna MERA PYAR..!!!
v nice msg
Gamo ke chhaye me khusi ka ahsas ho tum bujh kar jo bujh na pai o pyas ho tum hum besak ap se dur hai fir bhi Dil ke pas ho tum
Brijesh 9311477358
happy navratra jay mata di