Naukrani: Malkin
Naukrani: Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Liya.
Malkin: Oh God! Call Doctor Fast.
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Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog?
Selle r:Yes I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also.
It Is So Faithful,
Everytime It Returned Back To ME
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Aik baat bataoon? wo meri chahat nahee zaroorat ban ghayee hai, wo jab b aati hai meri zindagi k sab chiragh roshan karti hai, laikin kabhi hamarey pyar k “dushman” ussey ley jaatey hein,wo b kya karey ussey jana pardta hai aur mein b kuch nahee kar pata,
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Dil dey diya hai, jaan tumhein dein ghey,
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“Job in Trafic Police”
The candidate must have the following qualities.
1-Behviour: battameez
2-Weight:Minimum 105 kg(125 gharri par aik hee purra aaye)
3-honesty: chalan kam kattey (oooper sey paisay ley ley)
4-looks: koi b ho(konsa behaviour pe farq pardna hai)
Yaar sunehri mauqa hai haat sey mat ghawana tum mein to iss sey b ziada khobiyan hein.
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X Kuze Me
Apne Haath Uppar Utao
Ab Dono Haath Jor Lo
Ok
Ab Apni Aankhain Band Karo
Aur
Sachey Dil Se Dua Karo
K ?
K ?
K ?
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Redness Of Eyes
Ptosis
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Treatment :
Close The Books
n
Switch On The Tv Or Computer … ;->
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Teacher : Bacho’n Dunya Main Insaan K Liye
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