Sardar SMS
1 Sardar Resturent pe soup pi raha tha.
Boy: Surdar G soup wich makhi Ae..
Sardar: Dil wada ker yar,
makhi ne kina pe lena ae
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Ustad Sardar Se: Batao Pine Apple Or Coconut K Tree Me Kia Similarity Hai? Sardar Kafi Der Sochne K Baad: Dono Pe AMROOD Nhi lagtay…
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Lady doctor: Tum rooz subah clinic ke bahar khare ho kar auratoon ko kyun ghoorte ho? Sardar: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:AURATOON KO DEKHNAY KA WAQT 9am-11am
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Sardar breaks an egg to make an omlet but the egg was empty Sardar angrily shouts Saley aaj kal k murghay bhi CONDOM use karney lagey hain.” §”
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Race dekhte hue sarddar ne dosre se pocha, inam kis ko mile ga?” 2nd; “sb se aage wale ko” sardar; “to phir peeche wale kyun bhag rahe hain.”
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Minister: Bomb blast mein halaak honai walon k lia 5 lac or zakhmi honai walon k lia 3 lac rupai dainai ka elaan kia jata hai Sardar: tay jinhan da TARRAH nikal gaya unhan wastai kuch v nahi?
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Sardar jee:Maths wich fail Q hoya? Son:Kaddi teacher kehndi ay 3+5=8 Agle din kehndi ay 4+4=8 fair kehndi ay 6+2=8 Sali nu aap confirm nahin te menu ki sikhau… 😀
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Nurse: Mubarak ho ap k ghr larka paida hwa hy. Sardar:Wa g wa kya technology hai,B.V meri hospital hy, or bacha mere ghr paida hwa hai…
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SARDAR calls 2his wife from another city.Servant picked D Fone:Sardar: Memsaab se baat karvao!Servent: woh to sahab k 7 Tv dekh Rhi henSardar: par sahab to me hu.servent: ab me kya karu?Sardar: maar de 2no ko!!!After killingservent: laasho ka kya karu? Sardar: ghar k piche swimming pool me phenk k bhaag jaServent: par hmare ghar me tu swimming pool hi Nhi hy.!Sardar: Oye sorry Wrong Nmbr:
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Sardar G ka Bacha school jaaty huy bahot ro raha tha Sardar G boly; Sher dy Bachy Rondy nahe! Bacha bola; Sher dy bachy school v nahe jandy.
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2scholors.
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1pathan or 1sardar pani peenay gy, glas ùlta para tha
Sardar:yar iska to mu hi band hai.
Pathan:Ye to neéchay se b toota hua hai..
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