Lovely smsA selection of lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts. To send to close friends & loved ones. Send good morning loves sms, love sms jokes, love poems sms, hate u sms to your soul mates.
Khofnaak andheri raat k sannatay main ek bhoot dosray bhoot ko samjhra raha tha: bhai ghabra mat, ye sub tere dimagh ka waham hai, pathan wathan kuch nahin hote.
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai, Doctor suggested full body Xray when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
I Can SEE ‘TEA’ in A TEA-CUP Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP? I can SING on Any STAGE Can you SING in COMA-STAGE? I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP? I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE Can You […]
When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit….. Coz liars go to hell !!!!