Lovely smsA selection of lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts. To send to close friends & loved ones. Send good morning loves sms, love sms jokes, love poems sms, hate u sms to your soul mates.

Husband – tum kon hoo Biwi – pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye HUSBAND – nasha her gham bhola deta hai

jo jita wo sikandar jo haare wo jail ke Ander, jo sms bheje us ko jadu ki jhappi, jo na bheje usko BANDAR ki pappi….. ***** ((@..@)) ( * )

Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay k baad dukan wala bola “ap ko charti nahi hay?” bhagwan: main bhagwan hun Club wala: charh gaye salay ko

Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon. Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho. Premika: haan Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k tumhari maan banane wali hoon..

Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola: “Aao kamray mein chalain” Reema; “Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai”

Mushraf ki niyat “Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki. 6 rocket fire farz. Wasty bUSH uncle k. Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”

Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna, Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna “Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain” . . . bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . Books And Study