A beautiful girl goes to Professor
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . Books And Study
"Funny SMS" Category
In pakistan survey was done
In pakistan survey was done: How many girls want to meet with Saquib Survey repot 5% says yes 0% says no 95% says kuhawab maat dikhao Humari aise kismat kaha
Difference b/w secretary & private secretary
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata
Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata, admi ne kaha:”tum to rat main kat’tay hona?” Macher bola,”ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon.”
1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai
1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai, woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka, guess kion? because wo sari raat fre brigade walon ko miss calls marta raha.
Memon ka beta & girl friend
Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50. Baap:itne saray kion?? Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.
50% of sardars are not donkeys
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K “50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys” The Sardars Protested. Next Day News Lagi K “50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys” The Sardars Celebrated.
Man needs a poison
Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
