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tu bagal wali kabar mein mile

Aisi dosti hamari ki tu har rah,har dagar,har safar mein mile. Mar bhi jaun agar,tab bhi dosti ki khatir,tu bagal wali kabar mein mile 🙂

kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

Hamesha Yad Rakho

Hamesha Yad Rakho.. Hum Is Dunia Me Dosro Ki Khidmat Karne Aye Hain . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wah! To Phir Dosre Kia Aam Lene Aye Hain?(“,)

Some Basic Rules

Some Basic Rules 1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye-(KHABAR) 2.Usky Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumny Chahiye -(HAATH) 3.UskY Bare Aaram Se DabanY Chahiye – (PAIR) 4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se B Karni Chahiye- (TAREEF) 5.Usky Samne Aate Hi Apna Nikal Kr Usky Hath Me Pakra Dena Chahiye- (PURSE)

N73 le gaya..!

Ek larki ka rape ho gaya, Wo behosh ho gayee Jab usse hosh aaya to wo zor zor se rone lagi . Police: Ro kyun rahi ho? . Larki: KAMENA mera N73 le gaya..!

Tip

Zindagi main kamiyaab honay k 2 Asool: 1: Kabhi kisi ko puri baat na batao, . . . . . . . . . Maddy: 03455232330

New dish

2 piyaz 3 lehsun 5gm zeera 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil, 1 cup water, or thora sa hera dhanya, pata hai main kya bana raha hoon? . . . . . . Tumhain!!!!!!! Maddy: 03455232330

Raat Ko Sony

Raat Ko Sony Sy Pahly Ak Hi Dua Mango “YA ALLAH Mujay Uta Ly ? ? ? ? ? ? Soba Sawery…….. 0300 2711 588 ? ? ? Namaz K Lie” Sameer +92 300 2711 588 ~ Tum Bin ~ ================================= Tapo Slanto Said : Kawary Ki Aik Din Ki Zindagi Shadishoda Ki 50 Sala […]