Lovely smsA selection of lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts. To send to close friends & loved ones. Send good morning loves sms, love sms jokes, love poems sms, hate u sms to your soul mates.

sardar doctor se – mujhe bimari hai . khane ke baad bhuk nahi lagti sone ke baad nend nahi ati kaam karu toh thak jata hoon . doctor – sari raat dhup main baitho  thik ho jaoge

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.Girl: Aur us dress ka?Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi

Hamein to apnou nay lota.Gairoun main kahan dam tha ! Roti. Kapra. Makan. Ko to choro..Rat ’lotay main pani’ bhi kam tha !! ;->

Tum Ne Dekha Hai Kabhi Chand Per Behta Pani..?? MAiNe Dekha Hai Ye Manzar Apna Moun Dhotay Howe… ;->

Jab load shedding ho out of control,khirki darwaze khol ….khirki darwaze khol…Chanda mama ko bol!All izzz welKESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?tu mom Bati jala.Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bolBhaiya all iz wellJanix all izz wel

Bacha: Miss hamary ghar aaj bhai anay wala hay.Miss: wo kasay?Bacha: jab phichli bar ammi hospital main admit theen tu behan aae thiAb abu admit hain.

 Q What is the similarity between cricket and potty????????? Ans ……………………………………………………………………………………..DHONI………..

Police constable to his sonThumara result acha nahi aya, aj se thumara khelna aur Tv bandSon: yeh 100 rupay lo aur mamla yahi khatam karo.