Lovely smsA selection of lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts. To send to close friends & loved ones. Send good morning loves sms, love sms jokes, love poems sms, hate u sms to your soul mates.

A job in RailwaySalary 15000/-,job profile:-When theheadlight of the Engineis not working youhave to run infront ofthe train with a torch,So hurry up…wish u all the best

One day Raja and ranidecided to send messagesto each other by usingPigeon instead of mobile.The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.He angried and called to rani.She told stupid “This was a missed call”

Future plans of childrens:Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…Same rules should be applied in Examz!(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For […]

Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza baja boli=KAUN? Jawab aaya=POSTMAN Kapre pehen k letter liya pir nahane gaie kapre utare darwaza baja boli=KAUN? Jawab aya=DHOBI Kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya, Pir nahane gai kapre utare darwza baja pir boli=KON? Jwab aya=PAPU (parosan ka beta jo ANDHA hy) Larki ne socha kya farq prta […]

Kad lo razaiyaan aa gai thand, Hath te pao dastany, tay boway kar Lo band, Kha kha k mongphalian, pa deyo gandh, Meri tarfon tuwanu “HAPPY THAND”!:-)

Papa nay kaha. dOstOn saY miLna chOr dOMaMa naY kaha.. ghaR saY niKalna chOr dOFriendz nay kaha.. usse deKhna chOr dOUs nay kaha.. mUghe chaHna chOr dOpar tUm saY Ya kiS naY kaha……mUjhaY SmS keRna hi chOr dO

Newton’s law of load sheding: ’The rate of load sheding is directly Propotional to the temprature of atmosphere, if the begairti of WAPDA remains constnt.