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Abhi abhi to kiya hai pyar ka pc chaloo

Abhi abhi to kiya hai pyar ka pc chalooDil ki hard disk per aur kitni files dalon Tum apny chehry se ghusy ka error to hatayoAe jan e jan dil ka password to batayo Woh to hum hain jo ap ki chahat dil mei rakhty hainWarna ap jaisy kitny software bazar mei bikty hian Tery […]

Bijli hun main Bijli hun

Bijli hun main Bijli hun, WAPDA ki main Titlee hun, 1 Ghanty k liye Aati hun 2,2 Ghanty jati hun, 0oper Pankha rukta hy, Neeche Munna rota hy, Mune ki Ammi kre Haaye, Bijli us ko tarpaaye Munne ki Ammi kaali Bijli hy nakhron waali… Brought you by: WAPDA Geo Bijli k Jhatky laga k.. […]

Hazrat ek zaroori ailan suniye

Hazrat ek zaroori ailan suniye: Ek Aurat jiski umar 62 saal hai, Har baar ki tarha is baar bhi ghar se bhag gai hai. Maa ka naam WAPDA hai aur Baap KESC batati hai. Uska naam ghalti se bijli rakh diya gia hai. Jisay bhi milay Khuda k liye wapas susral bhijwa den. Shukriya.

Sorry Bashir sab

Father to son: If u dont pass ur exams this time, Dnt call me DAD. After some days…… Father: How is ur result? Son: Sorry Bashir sab…

hum kitne vele hain

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chor kar tumeh SMS karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain

kya halat hogi

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi…. Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

soja shaitan.Good Night

Andheri sadak sunsan kabristan sooni haveli kala aasman ,bijli kadki aaya toofan ,raat ho gayi soja shaitan.Good Night.

kal tum school kyun nahi aaye

teachar: kal tum school kyun nahi aaye? student: gir gaya tha aur lag gayi. teacher: kaha gir gaya aur kya lag gayi? student: palang par gir gaya aur aakh lag gayi.