Lovely smsA selection of lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts. To send to close friends & loved ones. Send good morning loves sms, love sms jokes, love poems sms, hate u sms to your soul mates.

Papa nay kaha. dOstOn saY miLna chOr dOMaMa naY kaha.. ghaR saY niKalna chOr dOFriendz nay kaha.. usse deKhna chOr dOUs nay kaha.. mUghe chaHna chOr dOpar tUm saY Ya kiS naY kaha……mUjhaY SmS keRna hi chOr dO

Newton’s law of load sheding: ’The rate of load sheding is directly Propotional to the temprature of atmosphere, if the begairti of WAPDA remains constnt.

Abhi abhi to kiya hai pyar ka pc chalooDil ki hard disk per aur kitni files dalon Tum apny chehry se ghusy ka error to hatayoAe jan e jan dil ka password to batayo Woh to hum hain jo ap ki chahat dil mei rakhty hainWarna ap jaisy kitny software bazar mei bikty hian Tery [...]

Bijli hun main Bijli hun, WAPDA ki main Titlee hun, 1 Ghanty k liye Aati hun 2,2 Ghanty jati hun, 0oper Pankha rukta hy, Neeche Munna rota hy, Mune ki Ammi kre Haaye, Bijli us ko tarpaaye Munne ki Ammi kaali Bijli hy nakhron waali… Brought you by: WAPDA Geo Bijli k Jhatky laga k..

Hazrat ek zaroori ailan suniye: Ek Aurat jiski umar 62 saal hai, Har baar ki tarha is baar bhi ghar se bhag gai hai. Maa ka naam WAPDA hai aur Baap KESC batati hai. Uska naam ghalti se bijli rakh diya gia hai. Jisay bhi milay Khuda k liye wapas susral bhijwa den. Shukriya.

Father to son: If u dont pass ur exams this time, Dnt call me DAD. After some days…… Father: How is ur result? Son: Sorry Bashir sab…

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chor kar tumeh SMS karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi…. Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!