Lovely smsA selection of lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts. To send to close friends & loved ones. Send good morning loves sms, love sms jokes, love poems sms, hate u sms to your soul mates.
How to get your brain exercised 2 friends, “see” & “saw”: 1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea. “See” saw sea and jumped in sea. “Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea. “See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea. “See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” […]
duniya mein sabse himmat wala koun……………………ans.-dhobi kisi ke ghar jakar bol sakta hai sahab madam ko bolo kapde nikale itne main baju wali madam ko nipta kar aata hu…………….
Sms parhne se pahle ki dua.”Ya khuda ye sms ek naya ho,kisi ne aj tak na pada ho,behad maze daar ho,sab ko pasand aane wala ho,FORWARD karne layak ho,Aameen
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My school is better than yours, said a boy.No, mine is better than yours, his friend replied.Ok, what is 2 x 3 ?, said the first boy.Oh! That’s simple, the second boy replied, 2 x 3 = 23.The first boy laughed and said…I thought you wont get it right
A SCIENTEST CANNOT B A PRESIDENT BUT KALAM PROVED IT. A CONDUCTOR CANNOT B A SUPERSTAR BUT RAJNIKANT PROVED IT. A MONKEY CANNOT OPERATE A MOBILE BUT YES, U DID IT
Interesting confusions: 1.Can u cry under water? 2.Do fish ever get thirsty? 3.Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep? 4.What do you call a male lady bird? 5.Why its called building when it’s already built? 6.When they say dog food is new and improved in taste, who tastes it?