Lovely smsA selection of lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts. To send to close friends & loved ones. Send good morning loves sms, love sms jokes, love poems sms, hate u sms to your soul mates.

Santa: Hum 45 Behn Bhai hai Banta: Kya tumare ghar Populatn count krne wale nhi aye? Santa: Aye the,pr hm sb pdh rhe the,wo COACHNG CNTR smajh k vapas chle gye.

GIRL TO BOY :jab tum log girls koI LOVE YOU kehte ho to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete ho BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye kahi thapar na mar de.@ n.s

!""!__!""!.*.*! APPY !.*.*.*!__!""!__!.*.*.*.*.*.Bila Waja Day.*.*.*

A girl in a book shop. Do
you have book entitled.
“Wonen The Perfect
Intelligence” ?. Sales man :
“The comedy section is on
the left side”.

All iz well remixJab qustn papr ho out of cntrol answer sheet ko karke fold..Answer sheet ko karke ke fold,aeroplane banake bolI WILL FAIL.Student kya janeresult ka kya hoga,marks milenge ya zero pe tie hoga,koi na jane apne marks ka kya hoga,Toh girlfriend ghuma,paise uda,paise uda ke bol,papa ALL IZZ WELL!!!

"FARAZ"Ye kya ho geya hy, Har "DOST" ab kanj0us ho gya hy, Koi nai pochta haal-e-dil"MOHSIN" Lagta hy un ka zameer so geya hy, Pehly to miss call dy diya karty thy "GHALIB" Ab lagta hy mera numbar un sy delete ho geya hy Is sms ko parh k agar aye msg "IQBAL" TO samjhna […]

An unmarried girl’s request:Is msg ko itna phela den ke Ye hamare hone waley HUSBAND tak pohanch jaye… “Kahan hein ap?Kab ayein gey?Apni ammi ko jaldi bhejein.Mein ne aur nahi parhna.”:-(plz fwd!”

A New Added element to the Periodic Table. Element Name:GIRL Symbol: G Atomic Weight:dont even dare to ask 😀 Physical Properties..*boils at anything*can freeze at anytime*melts if handled wid love n care*very bitter if mis handled Chemical Properties.*very reactive*highly unstable*posses strong affinity for gold n silver*money reducing agent*volatile when left alone