Lovely smsA selection of lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts. To send to close friends & loved ones. Send good morning loves sms, love sms jokes, love poems sms, hate u sms to your soul mates.

Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

Mere Pairon Se Us Waqt Zamen Nikal Gai aeDOSTO Jub Usne Kaha I Love U Jaan ! Wala SMS Ghalti Se Apko Send Ho Gya ThaBhai Jaan

Maine moulvi sahab se pucha mobile ki zakat kya hai……….?moulvi sab bole kuch ziyda nahi baskuch faqiron ko sms kar do To zakath ada hojaega, maine kar dia……..Alla hafiz…….

gabbar raping basanti in a dark room.gabbar bola- bolo maza aaya ya nahi.basanti replied- k**ttey light jala ke dekh, manin basanti nhi KAALIYA hoon.

Zindagi Achi Guzarne k 2 Sunehri Usool 1, ” ksi ko free men itna free mat kro k wo free men itna free ho jaye k free hi na rhne de or ap free hote huy b free na hon or wo free men apko free smj kr apko free krdy” 2, ” ksi se […]

ek monkey ko 12 feet long tree ke top par pahuchna hai jab wo chadne laga to one minute main 2 feet chadta hai and next one minute me wo ek feet niche slip ho jata hai to use top par pahuchne main kitna time lagega challagne for all the users puneet kumar jangid (+9024721728) reply fast………

“Philosophy Of Pathan’s Names” Born In Good Family,Sharafat Khan Born In Jungle,Sher Khan In Summer,Sharbat Khan In War,Barood Khan In Ship,Samandar Khan In Garden,Gul Khan When Abnormal,Ajab Khan Born in Anger,Ghazab Khan In Horror,Haybat Khan In Bus,New Khan….!!!

Master:Duniya Gol hai.! Sardar:Aap kehtay haito maan laita hon…,Warna Papa kehtay hain k…DuniyaBari"P**N CH*D hai" .?