Lovely smsA selection of lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts. To send to close friends & loved ones. Send good morning loves sms, love sms jokes, love poems sms, hate u sms to your soul mates.

LADY TEACHER:"SOCH" or "WEHAM" mein kya farq hai? STUDENT:Aap bohat "Sexy" Hainye Hmari "SOCH" Ha Or Hum abhi Bachey hain,ye apka "WEHAM" hai

A man has 2 parrots, Aik din ik Totay ne doosry ki Chumi lay li., Us Aadmi ne saza k toar par Totay ki Tind kar di, Kuch din bad usi Aadmi k ghar MEHFIL_e_NAAT thi, To us Aadmi ne Totay ko Welcome k liay Darwazy pah bitha dia, Kuch dair bad us Aadmi ne [...]

Duniya Ki Sab se Taqatwar Shay hai Loha. Har Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai. Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag,Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai. Aag se Taqatwar hai Paani,Jo Aag ko Bujha deta hai. Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai Insan,Jo Usay Pee Jata hai. Insan se Taqatwar hai Maut,Jo use Kha jati hai. Aur Maut [...]

Beta: Ammi Maine Dawat Main itna Khaya k Mujhse Chala nahi Ja Raha tha our Main Ghorey pe Beth k aya.Ammi: Tumhe to Sharam Ani Chahye k Tumharey Abbu ne itna Khana Khaya k Log Unhein Charpaai Par Chor k gaey….

Some IDIOTS say:"Behind every succesful BOY,there is a GIRL "But nobOdy knows d fact dat"GIRL CHooSE oNLY  SUCCESSFUL BoY”

Ek jaam ulfat ke naam,Ek jaam mohabat ke naam,Ek jaam wafa k naam,Puri botal bewafa ke naam,Aur pura theka doston ke naam,Kesa SmS hai meri Jaan ?

college is for knowledge,knowledge is for life, life is for sharp wife,wife is a sharp knife,which cuts u’r life, so, don’t choose u’r wife,in college life. —Full Name: Netra Thapa

sardar(patila lekar) : ek litre bhens ka doodh do…doodhwala : lekin ye patila bahot chhota hai. isme 1 litre bhens ka doodh aayega nahin…sardar : koi baat nahin.. to 1 litre bakri ka doodh de de!!!