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Sardar Date pe Gya

Sardar Date pe GyaAfter dinner Ahista se bola:Mai kuch kena ay, tu Naraz te nai howen gi? Girl sharma k: Nai tusi Kwo na Sardar: Bill adha adha na kr laiye?

sab ki gyi h na

If light goes in amrica, they
call at power office,In
japan,they test d fuse.But
In india they check
neighbour’s
house”sabki gyi h na” ?Tb
thik h..!!!

Dil ki tanhai ko awaz bna leyty hain

"Dil ki tanhai ko awaz bna leyty hain "….. "Bijli jab jati ha, manji kothey pey daa lety hain" ) (’’,)___//’_]""""""""""[ :

Kadi te match jitwa way AFRIDI

Kadi te match jitwa way AFRIDI, aawy sukh da sa way AFRIDI, Har har k hun akk gay aan,T.v agay baey baey thak gay aan, Tey tendiyan wango pak gay aan,tey bhar v nakko nak gay aan, Hun seeney thand pa way AFRIDI, kadi tey match jita way AFRIDI,Ki ki rang dikha dittey nay, Sarey […]

Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool

Pappu ke boss bhi the bade coolPromotion ko har baar jate the bhulPar bhulte nahi the wo deadlineKaam to karwate the roz till nine

miss call miss call

to bhi bay misal main bhi baymisalto bhi ik sawal main bhi ik sawalto bhi kangal main bhi kangalaA ja phir khailain mis call mis call

fan chalu karunga to mombatti nahi bujh jayegi.

santa:are yar light chali gayi hai kamse kam fan to chalu kar do.banta:lo kar di na bewkufo wale bat.santa:kyu???banta;fan chalu karunga to mombatti nahi bujh jayegi.

LADY TEACHER

LADY TEACHER:"SOCH" or "WEHAM" mein kya farq hai? STUDENT:Aap bohat "Sexy" Hainye Hmari "SOCH" Ha Or Hum abhi Bachey hain,ye apka "WEHAM" hai