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kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya

No visits… no calls.. no sms’s… no letters… no missed calls.. I’m worried… kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

Aap k haath main mobile hai

Aap k haath main mobile hai.. Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai… SMS ki achi khasi File hai… Phir bhi SMS nahi karte… yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay

Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay? Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naa’yi kar rahay hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai…

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga… pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye

Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt main muskurana chahiye… Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..

Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi

Arz kia hay, Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, . . . . Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai

Tu chand mangay main chand dedon, tu raat mangay me raat dedon, tu dil mange me dil dedon, tu jaan mange . . . Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD

Taste this SMS Did u feel da taste of ginger? No? Sure? Well….. BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!