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Woh subah ki thandak

Woh subah ki thandak, Woh toliye ki khushbu, Woh shamp ki bottle, Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon, . . . . . Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay wale hi jante hain:p

A boy told his friend

A boy told his friend, “yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”. Friend answered: “Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai :-)”

Har gali har deewar par

Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai. Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai, Oper talash-e-gumshuda or Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai

Mosam shabab ka

Mosam shabab ka nasha sharab ka parda janab ka aur rang gulab ka in main sab sey haseen to dekho sms parhne wala “mendak talab ka”

What is the difference between

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is urs……..:p

Twinkle Twinkle little star

Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

I just feel u

I just feel u…. Whenever I feel u…. I just miss u ….. Whenever i miss u …. I just wana See u …. Do u know why……. It’s juts beacuse ………… ******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

Thora sa or bura manlo

Roses r lal skies r nila, ur brain is like khali patila. Bura man liya? O.K Roses r red skies r blue, I born smart what d hell hapened to u. Thora sa or bura manlo :p