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Kisi nay dil badal liya

Kisi nay dil badal liya, Kisi nay dharkan badl li, Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko, to aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

Baharo phool barsao

Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY” Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna, bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho, mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho, dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe, par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do, 1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do, Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do, Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do, 1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do, Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do, Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do

Main nay aap ko kal

Main nay aap ko kal khuwab main HOROON k darmiyan daikha. Main nay khuda say pocha, Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai. Khuda nay farmaya: is ko jaza nahin, HOROON ko SAZA mili hay

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek naya janam paoge, Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua, Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.