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Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia

Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia, Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia, Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa, Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..

Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai

Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai . . . . reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai…. woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!

Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko

Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko badi fursat mein banaya hoga…. ” simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

In 3 ways u can break d mirror

In 3 ways u can break d mirror… 1.throw stone at d mirror 2. throw de mirror on d floor. 3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….

Mein tumko Chand

Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai, Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai, Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun… Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.

Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai

Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai? Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai, Aap ne kaha: AQAL Hain, woh kia hoti hai?

Jab say tumhain jana hai

Jab say tumhain jana hai, Jab say tumhain paya hai, Her dua main tera hi naam aaya hai, Taa kay pochon rab say, . . . . Yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai?

Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz

Fa=40/ Rexona=35/ Safeguard=30/ Lux=40/ lifeboy=15/ Silk=30/ Imperial=20/ Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…