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Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor

Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor, Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey, Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander, (Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

U r ULLU

U r Ultimate U r Lovely U r Likable U r Unique In short …… U r ULLU !!!

Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather. U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

Hey friend remember that

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!

Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu

2 pyaz, 3 lahsun, 5 gm zeera, 3 kali mirch, 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil, 1 cup water Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya. Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu? . . . . . . . Tumhain ullu!

Bill gates stood first in the class

Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide

When somebody who is deeply

When somebody who is deeply in Love with you tells that You are cure, beautiful, & angelic, I agree. That’s true, Beleive me, I swear because love is definitely blind

Ik larki thi deewani si

Ik larki thi deewani si Mobile lay kay chalti thi Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujh se Mujh se poocha karti thi ON kaise hota hai? yeh ON kaise hota hai?