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Question: Why do men chase women

Question: Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying? Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars when they have no intention of driving.

aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai

aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai…. aap k chehre pe udaaaaaaasi aankhon mei nami hai…. NATIONAL NAMAK istamal karo aap mein IODINE ki kami hai!

Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun

Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun, Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun, Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe, Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.

Most people have 5 senses.

Most people have 5 senses. Some people have 6 senses. But u r blessed with 7 senses. An extra sense is NON SENSE.

My eyes detected

My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.

My eyes detected

My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.

Theek usi tarah 2 – 3 SMS karney se

Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se tum shikari nahin ban jao gey . . . . . Theek usi tarah 2 – 3 SMS karney se tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey

dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai

Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai, Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai, “Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi” dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai